The thing about a felony charge is, it doesn’t get wiped off your record just because you turn eighteen. It’s like this black eye that you have the whole rest of your life.
You’re not listening to word I say. So I might as well have said, “blah blah blah, blah, blabbity blah blah.”
It’s like you’ve been going over to the dark side, bit by bit, so slowly that I didn’t notice when you morphed into a full fledged jackass.