Television is a passivity.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Let me hear you make decisions without your television.

Depeche Mode, Stripped

Have you ever watched daytime TV? It’s terrible.

Dean Winchester, Supernatural

Study reveals that watching an hour of TV reduces lifespan by 22 minutes. Or in my vernacular, every Wire costs you one Seinfeld.

Damon Lindelof

I wish that awesome shows would stop ruining television.

Damon Lindelof

Twitter is the new water cooler, folks — If you come to get a drink, you’re gonna hear people talking about last night’s TV.

Damon Lindelof

I’ve always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage.

Conan O’Brien

I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.

Conan O’Brien

Now that this mess is almost behind me – I just have one last request: HBO, when you make the movie about this whole NBC late night fiasco, I’d like to be played by Academy-Award winning actress Tilda Swinton.

Conan O’Brien

The Gorillaz cartoons seem more real to me than the actual people on TV. Because at least you know that there’s some intelligence behind the cartoons, and there’s a lot of work that’s gone into it, so it can’t all be just a lie.

Damon Albarn

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