In the spirit of being more politically active, have started saying, “I’m gonna go Occupy the Toilet” when I have to go boom boom.

Damon Lindelof

Well you should put a lock on the door anyway because I was in there, I was on the toilet and everything, and little Jimmy comes in, he’s drinking milk from the fridge and that’s all wrong… it’s unhygienic. And what were you thinking, what was going through your brain when you thought “Oh yeah, I’ll buy a wicker toilet”?

Bernard, Black Books

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