the big bang theory

What am I supposed to do? Eat French Toast on a Monday? Now that would be impossible.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

And to think, I was about to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

No butts, no cuts, no coconuts.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

If you have time to lean you have time to clean.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you and start talking.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

You know, I’m given to understand that there’s an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Given that Saint Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest, who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn’t a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one’s steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

When I try to deceive, I myself have more ticks then a Lyme disease research facility.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

I’m clearly too evolved for driving.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

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