Television is a passivity.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

Let me hear you make decisions without your television.

Depeche Mode, Stripped

I guess you can tell I learned all I know about country life from “Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman” reruns.

Veronica Mars

The most awesome part about being one of the primary storytellers of a popular television show is hearing how much its most loyal fans hate it.

Oh. Wait. It’s actually not awesome. It hurts like hell.

Damon Lindelof

I wish that awesome shows would stop ruining television.

Damon Lindelof

It’s a mistake to read. Television is the only way.

Conan O’Brien

Now that this mess is almost behind me – I just have one last request: HBO, when you make the movie about this whole NBC late night fiasco, I’d like to be played by Academy-Award winning actress Tilda Swinton.

Conan O’Brien

They say when you talk to God it’s prayer, but when God talks to you, it’s schizophrenia.

Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Maybe it’s other people’s reactions to us that makes us who we are.

Fox Mulder, The X-Files

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