When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Him and his mum can come live with me at the Community Centre! I can get free food from the vending machines and I’ll steal booze from the kitchen. I’ll steal from other babies! I’ll go to the park and forage for nuts and berries!
Look, we’re a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.
We don’t believe it’s possible to protect digital content … What’s new is this amazingly efficient distribution system for stolen property called the Internet — and no one’s gonna shut down the Internet. And it only takes one stolen copy to be on the Internet. And the way we expressed it to them is: Pick one lock — open every door. It only takes one person to pick a lock. Worst case: Somebody just takes the analog outputs of their CD player and rerecords it — puts it on the Internet. You’ll never stop that. So what you have to do is compete with it.