To his way of thinking, the only thing more natural than death was sex.

Stephen King, Salem’s Lot

A man’s plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand…well, God put a lot of thought into making you.

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

There’s something seedy about being the interruptus in someone else’s coitus.

Veronica Mars

There’s nothing more natural than the act of making love.

Bill, True Blood

I can’t have sex with Rita. Every time I sleep with a woman, she sees me for what I really am. Empty. Then she’s gone. But I don’t want Rita to go, which means I have to deal with this. I can’t kill Meridian yet – I need another therapy session.

Dexter Morgan, Dexter

There’s only one thing ladies should be inserting in themselves, and that’s knowledge.

Nathan, Misfits

Oh yeah, we’ve got all these Japanese girls that follow us around. They’re completely mad. They’re so polite and they’ve got these incredibly expensive video cameras. They love waving too, when you get on the bus they all wave. It’s like their idea of sex is waving and bowing.

Damon Albarn

The British like sex to be a naughty thing. I think it’s because we have an asexual Queen.

Damon Albarn

It’s not easy for us to talk about girls. We’re not very articulate on the subject. Sexual energy is too tiring for me.

Damon Albarn

Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.

Rick Castle, Castle

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