Reread that Bronte book all you want, but Jane Eyre’s never going to get gender-reassignment surgery or train to become a kick-ass ninja assassin.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

It’s a mistake to read. Television is the only way.

Conan O’Brien

I don’t like this cat. He reads minds.

Sid,Ice Age

And it sort of jogged a memory of something that I read at school and I read it, and I thought God this is it. So you never can tell. I could find something this afternoon.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

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