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Apparently, I just psychically plagiarized my idol, Stephen King. Yet, I am mortified that we both think Bruce Willis is our only hope.
Damon Lindelof
Am I the only one who thinks that “Uruguay” sounds like a medication for people who don’t want to pee as much?
Damon Lindelof
I wish that someone would break into my dreams and give me an idea half as good as Inception.
Damon Lindelof
I want to hire someone to slap me.
Damon Lindelof
Do you ever wave your hand Jedi-style in front of automatic doors at the supermarket as if you willed them to open? No? Uh… me neither.
Damon Lindelof
Justin Bieber talking about abortion is like me talking about Justin Bieber.
Damon Lindelof
Writing in London subconsciously affects the spelling of my favourite words.
Damon Lindelof
The Dark Tower is the Fermat’s Last Theorem of film adaptations. At least that’s what I whisper into my pillow when I cry myself to sleep.
Damon Lindelof
For all you castaways – 815 flies forever. Sixteen tons and I got Lost. This May 23, I raise my forty to those gone, but never forgotten.
Damon Lindelof
If planking isn’t the greatest single thing the human mind has ever conceived, I don’t know what is.
Damon Lindelof