Apparently, I just psychically plagiarized my idol, Stephen King. Yet, I am mortified that we both think Bruce Willis is our only hope.
Am I the only one who thinks that “Uruguay” sounds like a medication for people who don’t want to pee as much?
Do you ever wave your hand Jedi-style in front of automatic doors at the supermarket as if you willed them to open? No? Uh… me neither.