When I die, I don’t want to go to heaven or hell. I want to stay on earth and haunt people. Turn the lights on in the kitchen when you thought you’ve turned them off. Hide under the bed and grab your leg when it dangles off while you’re sleeping. Sit in the backseat and show up in your rear-view mirror when you’re driving alone at night. Being a ghost sounds like a lot of fun!
Robert Downey Jr.
On the highway of life, we most often recognize happiness out of the rear view mirror.
Frank Tyger
Nobody likes you, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche.
Hank Moody, Californication
The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires don’t die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors.
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted