LOST

Locke’s out in the jungle killing stuff.

Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost

If you didn’t see it, how do you know it wasn’t a dinosaur?

Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost

Dude, you got some… Arzt on you.

Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost

Dude.

Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost

Apparently, I just psychically plagiarized my idol, Stephen King. Yet, I am mortified that we both think Bruce Willis is our only hope.

Damon Lindelof

Am I the only one who thinks that “Uruguay” sounds like a medication for people who don’t want to pee as much?

Damon Lindelof

I wish that someone would break into my dreams and give me an idea half as good as Inception.

Damon Lindelof

I want to hire someone to slap me.

Damon Lindelof

Do you ever wave your hand Jedi-style in front of automatic doors at the supermarket as if you willed them to open? No? Uh… me neither.

Damon Lindelof

Justin Bieber talking about abortion is like me talking about Justin Bieber.

Damon Lindelof

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