She’s kind of cute, right? You know, in an I’ve-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
You don’t know?! Okay… that thing in the woods? Maybe it’s a monster. Maybe it’s a… pissed off giraffe, I don’t know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that’s weird. But I just go along with it, ’cause I’m along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now — I want some friggin’ answers!
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle… screaming, crying… he catches me first because I’m heavy and I get cramps.
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
We’re having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks.
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
So, I had an idea. I’m out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I’m realizing… who the hell are Scott and Steve?
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
Locke’s out in the jungle killing stuff.
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
If you didn’t see it, how do you know it wasn’t a dinosaur?
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
Dude, you got some… Arzt on you.
Hugo “Hurley” Reyes, Lost
Apparently, I just psychically plagiarized my idol, Stephen King. Yet, I am mortified that we both think Bruce Willis is our only hope.
Damon Lindelof