Kristen Bell

Hi everybody! Say “repressed homosexuality”!

Veronica Mars

The Seventies and Eighties were not pretty decades for people. We’ve all seen the pictures.

Veronica Mars

They say if you’re caught in a stare it means your mind needs a break.

Veronica Mars

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

Veronica Mars

I’d be the best rich person. Seriously. I’d be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

Veronica Mars

You know, there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ and not baseball.

Veronica Mars

The downside to being an only child? You know all the scary handmade ornaments are yours.

Veronica Mars

Enough already with this mellow incense and peppermints vibe. Let’s break out the mushrooms and dance naked! Strap on the goat skull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on, people, you’re cultists. Start acting like it.

Veronica Mars

I guess you can tell I learned all I know about country life from “Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman” reruns.

Veronica Mars

My idea of gourmet cooking is sprinkling on some three year old Bacos to my microwave soup.

Veronica Mars

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