Hi everybody! Say “repressed homosexuality”!

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The Seventies and Eighties were not pretty decades for people. We’ve all seen the pictures.

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They say if you’re caught in a stare it means your mind needs a break.

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I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

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I’d be the best rich person. Seriously. I’d be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

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You know, there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ and not baseball.

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The downside to being an only child? You know all the scary handmade ornaments are yours.

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Enough already with this mellow incense and peppermints vibe. Let’s break out the mushrooms and dance naked! Strap on the goat skull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on, people, you’re cultists. Start acting like it.

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I guess you can tell I learned all I know about country life from “Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman” reruns.

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My idea of gourmet cooking is sprinkling on some three year old Bacos to my microwave soup.

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