I’d be the best rich person. Seriously. I’d be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
Enough already with this mellow incense and peppermints vibe. Let’s break out the mushrooms and dance naked! Strap on the goat skull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on, people, you’re cultists. Start acting like it.
I guess you can tell I learned all I know about country life from “Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman” reruns.