jimmy

Policewoman, bottle of wine, point is I made an effort.

Bernard, Black Books

What? What? What? He looks surprised. All children look surprised. Everything’s new to them!

Bernard, Black Books

Well you should put a lock on the door anyway because I was in there, I was on the toilet and everything, and little Jimmy comes in, he’s drinking milk from the fridge and that’s all wrong… it’s unhygienic. And what were you thinking, what was going through your brain when you thought “Oh yeah, I’ll buy a wicker toilet”?

Bernard, Black Books

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