girls

I don’t know why boys expect us to like boy movies. We don’t expect them to like girl movies.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

It’s obsequious little nicety-nice girls like me who allow assholes to run the world: Miss Harlot O’Harlots, billionaire phony tree huggers, hypocrite drug-snorting, weed-puffing peace activists who fund the mass-murdering drug cartels and perpetuate crushing poverty in dirt-poor banana republics. It’s my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

It’s my experience that girls tend be terrifically smart until they grow breasts.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

I’m really proud of Twilight. I think it’s a good movie. It was hard to do, and I think it turned out pretty good. But I don’t take much credit for it. So when you show up at these places, and there’s literally like a thousand girls and they’re all screaming your name, you’re like, why? You don’t feel like you deserve it.

Kristen Stewart

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.

Kristen Stewart

Oh yeah, we’ve got all these Japanese girls that follow us around. They’re completely mad. They’re so polite and they’ve got these incredibly expensive video cameras. They love waving too, when you get on the bus they all wave. It’s like their idea of sex is waving and bowing.

Damon Albarn

I wouldn’t get a hard on looking at a bloke but I like the idea of bisexuality. I’m more homosexual than Brett Anderson. And as far as bisexuality goes, I’ve had a little taste of that particular fruit, or I’ve been tasted, you might say. But when you get down to it, you can’t beat a good pair of tits.

Damon Albarn

It’s not easy for us to talk about girls. We’re not very articulate on the subject. Sexual energy is too tiring for me.

Damon Albarn

I don’t care who I snog, girls or boys. It’s not a sexual thing at all, it’s more of a header.

Damon Albarn

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn’t catch their eye they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

Marilyn Monroe

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