God turned out to be a bunch of little kids playing Interstellar X-Box. Isn’t that funny?
Stephen King, Under The Dome
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O’Brien
Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is connected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical.
Conan O’Brien
I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.
Ke$ha
What did I think of Jay-Z doing ‘Wonderwall’? It was pretty funny. But I’m not sure one should be seen in public with a white Stratocaster.
Noel Gallagher
Well it’s ever so funny ’cause I don’t think you’re special I don’t think you’re cool.
Still Take You Home, Arctic Monkeys
If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer, say so at once and have done!
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
Sorry! I don’t want any adventures, thank you. Not Today. Good morning! But please come to tea – any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Good bye!
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
Your lullaby would waken a drunken goblin!
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit