He says he wants to see other, less mad women.

I’m a giant ear… waiting for your songs of… niceness.

Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.

Bludge. It’s quite good actually. You don’t even have to drink it. You just rub it on your hips and it eats right through to your liver.

He looks like a horse, in a man costume!

Look, now he’s going up on that little ladder; up he goes with that little wiggle of his, the wiggle of Judas, the Judas boogie.

He’s bending down now. Ah, look, he’s getting up again. I knew he’d do that.

Well, you could become a terrible event and happen to him.

You always know when you’re in for a good night when theres a polar bear bleeding on the label.

You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I’m the Renaissance. She’ll think I’ve lied! I’ve had to go along with all this “reclusive genius” stuff. She’s going to be very upset when she finds out I’m just a reclusive wanker!