Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.
Bludge. It’s quite good actually. You don’t even have to drink it. You just rub it on your hips and it eats right through to your liver.
Look, now he’s going up on that little ladder; up he goes with that little wiggle of his, the wiggle of Judas, the Judas boogie.
You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I’m the Renaissance. She’ll think I’ve lied! I’ve had to go along with all this “reclusive genius” stuff. She’s going to be very upset when she finds out I’m just a reclusive wanker!