Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?

Milan Kundera, Ignorance

I need to drink more than you seem to think before I’m anyone’s.

Depeche Mode, Question Of Lust

Twitter is the new water cooler, folks — If you come to get a drink, you’re gonna hear people talking about last night’s TV.

Damon Lindelof

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald

We’re trying something new. Absinthe. You know that one? That slogan, “the drink that makes you want to kill yourself”?

Bernard, Black Books

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies “for you, no charge”.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Bludge. It’s quite good actually. You don’t even have to drink it. You just rub it on your hips and it eats right through to your liver.

Fran, Black Books

So many people say, ‘So, what, are you a party girl?’ And I say, ‘I’m a walking good time.’ Do I sometimes go out and drink? Hell, yes. But could I have a number one song if I wasn’t also working hard? Maybe that needs a little more respect.


I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.


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