In the modern world all terrors could be gutted by simple use of the transitive axiom of quality. Some fears were justified, of course (you don’t drive when you’re too plowed to see, don’t extend the hand of friendship to snarling dogs, don’t go parking with boys you don’t know – how did the old joke go? Screw or walk?), but until now she had not believed that some fears were larger than comprehension, apocalyptic and nearly paralyzing. This equation was insoluble. The act of moving forward at all became heroism.

Stephen King, Salem’s Lot

You never know with dogs. My dog lives with bikes and riders, and still barks like crazy at bike riders. It’s our family’s shame. I tell her: “Every bite of food you eat, everything good that comes your way, is because of bikes, so no bark!” But she can’t help herself; she’s a terrier.”

Grant Petersen, Just Ride: A Radically Practical Guide to Riding Your Bike

We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can’t stop pissing on fire hydrants… I am an animal like any other.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Johnny Depp

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

Joseph Stalin

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Marilyn Monroe

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston S. Churchill

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