I’ve never been that desperate for attention. Do not mistake me for one of those troubled preteens who walk around, practically wearing a T-shirt which says: ASK ME ABOUT MY RAPE.Or, ASK ME ABOUT MY ALCOHOLISM.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

If you’ll excuse me, holiday is the time when people are lonely and desperate. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

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