david duchovny

I was all of history’s great robot actors: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!

Calculon, Futurama

If you’re smart, you’ll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there’ll always be somebody who’s never read a book who’ll know twice what you know.

David Duchovny

They say when you talk to God it’s prayer, but when God talks to you, it’s schizophrenia.

Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Maybe it’s other people’s reactions to us that makes us who we are.

Fox Mulder, The X-Files

You know, most people they go their whole life and they never really find someone they love. They say they do, because everybody is the star of their own little romantic comedy, but they’re full of shit.

Hank Moody, Californication

All women are beautiful in one way or another; there’s always something about every one of you; a smile, a curve, a secret.

Hank Moody, Californication

That’s right. I said it. I meant it. I’m here to represent it.

Hank Moody, Californication

You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.

Hank Moody, Californication

You see, I try to live in an ivory tower, but a tide of shit is constantly beating at its walls.

Hank Moody, Californication

Just because something is bleak doesn’t necessarily make it true.

Hank Moody, Californication

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