comedy

I got a good vibe from this place: nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent…

Bender, Futurama

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Futurama

Sid, Tigey-Wigey’s gonna lead the way.

Manfred, Ice Age

Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can’t talk.

Diego, Ice Age

You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.

Sid, Ice Age

Let’s get something straight, OK? There’s no “we”. There never *was* a “we”. In fact, without me, there wouldn’t even be a you!

Manfred, Ice Age

I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much.

Diego, Ice age

Where’s the baby?… There he is!

Diego, Ice Age

I don’t know about you guys but, we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen.

Sid, Ice Age

Fine. You have fat hair. But when you’re ready to talk, I’m here.

Sid, Ice Age

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