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Yeah, and maybe he’ll grow fur, and a long, skinny neck and call you Mama.

Diego, Ice Age
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I’m sure it’s just thunder. From, under… ground?

Sid, Ice Age
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Tell me that was your stomach.

Manfred, Ice Age
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That’s right, you losers. You take one step and you’re dead.

Sid, Ice Age
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Sure. Climb on my back and relax the whole way.

Manfred, Ice age
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I was all of history’s great robot actors: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!

Calculon, Futurama
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Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

Fry, Futurama
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Yes, that sequence of words I said made perfect sense.

Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
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I got a good vibe from this place: nice long dinner table, quiet, well-behaved spiders, graveyard-adjacent…

Bender, Futurama
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I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Futurama
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