When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn’t in their neighborhood.
I’ve always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage.