It’s my experience that girls tend be terrifically smart until they grow breasts.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don’t have a brain in my head.

Sookie, True Blood

Rule 63a. Always make the bad guy smarter, thereby putting the good guy in an unwinnable situation. No, I’m not talking about Pan Am.

Damon Lindelof

If you’re smart, you’ll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there’ll always be somebody who’s never read a book who’ll know twice what you know.

David Duchovny

I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse expelled.

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter

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