Chuck Palahniuk

I’ve never been that desperate for attention. Do not mistake me for one of those troubled preteens who walk around, practically wearing a T-shirt which says: ASK ME ABOUT MY RAPE.Or, ASK ME ABOUT MY ALCOHOLISM.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

I can’t believe there’s no wifi in Hell…

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

For most of human history, Leonard says, people have perceived of Hell as a sort of inpatient clinic where we go to kick our addiction to life.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

It’s my experience that girls tend be terrifically smart until they grow breasts.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

What makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

Chuck Palahniuk

I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching.

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

The truth doesn’t glitter and shine.

Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

The damaged loves the damaged.

Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff

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