When I die, I don’t want to go to heaven or hell. I want to stay on earth and haunt people. Turn the lights on in the kitchen when you thought you’ve turned them off. Hide under the bed and grab your leg when it dangles off while you’re sleeping. Sit in the backseat and show up in your rear-view mirror when you’re driving alone at night. Being a ghost sounds like a lot of fun!Robert Downey Jr.
I’ve often thought people treat God rather rudely, don’t you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It’s not nice. And it’s no way to treat a friend.George Carlin
That whole sinking car thing is much cooler in movies than in real life.Rick Castle, Castle
I’m clearly too evolved for driving.Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can’t tell dad.Dr. Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
The saddest thing was actually getting fed up with one another. It’s like growing up in a family. When you get to a certain age, you want to go off and get your own girl and your own car, split up a bit.George Harrison