If you’re smart, you’ll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there’ll always be somebody who’s never read a book who’ll know twice what you know.
You know, most people they go their whole life and they never really find someone they love. They say they do, because everybody is the star of their own little romantic comedy, but they’re full of shit.
All women are beautiful in one way or another; there’s always something about every one of you; a smile, a curve, a secret.
You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.
It’s all well and good to talk about happy endings, but if a person can’t deliver, if he keeps screwing up, well eventually I guess you kinda just have to say ‘fuck you’…or words to that effect.