british series

You play clarinet and I look shaggable.

Michelle Richardson, Skins

I say this world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we’re dancing in, and I wanna see that world.

Tony Stonem, Skins

So the probation worker is driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car. Just thought you’d want to know. Anyway, call me!

Nathan, Misfits

Look, we’re a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.

Nathan, Misfits

I’ve got a power! I know it! I can feel it in my balls!

Nathan, Misfits

Come on, you haven’t punched me in a few hours. I’m worried about you.

Nathan, Misfits

He’s not a werewolf. This guy is such a pussy, he has to get my mum to open jars for him. I’m pretty sure a werewolf could open a jar of peanut butter for himself.

Nathan, Misfits

It’s just what happen in the films. You turn into a werewolf, you kill someone and you wake up somewhere, naked… like a zoo.

Simon, Misfits

Didn’t you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that kind of thing between you and your internet service provider.

Nathan, Misfits

There is no going back now, man. You were just as screwed as the rest of us. You are black AND famous. You are probably more screwed!

Nathan, Misfits

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