Isn’t beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?

Milan Kundera, Ignorance

There’s nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.

John Steinbeck, Cannery Row

I’m not going to say that we’re a lazy, overweight society, a fast-food eatin’, SUV-ridin’, soda-guzzlin’, beer-chuggin’, TV-watchin’, size-XL-wearin’, walk-don’t-run generation…except I guess I just did.

Stephen King

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

Stephen King, Pet Sematary

It’s mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there’s Red Bull and beer. It’s not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

Graham Coxon

I work until beer o’clock.

Stephen King

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

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