Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?Black Books
Bernard: I think you should wash it, yeah. Then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow.
You know what you are? You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it.Bernard, Black Books
If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer, say so at once and have done!Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit