From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
Billy Crystal
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal
Change is such hard work.
Billy Crystal
Bamby, to a kid, was scary.
Billy Crystal
Violence is my last option.
Chuck Norris
Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I’ve ever seen.
Chuck Norris
People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.
Chuck Norris
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Chuck Norris
It wasn’t until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
Chuck Norris
In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog. We’ve got to make a change there and get it back to where the teachers have control of the classrooms.
Chuck Norris